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David.

I honestly don’t know how much longer I can do this. We keep saying things need to change but nothing is changing. I’ve been sitting here crying because you won’t talk to me, and when you were, you were just yelling and cursing at me. You have no patience with me lately at all. You’re not even being understanding and if you are, it’s after I’ve started crying and it shouldn’t have to get to that point. You aren’t getting it and I don’t know how to get my point across. Today I tried being as calm and nice as possible and that didn’t even help. I feel like I don’t make you happy. And if I can’t make you happy then maybe we shouldn’t be together. 

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